:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
