Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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