i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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