Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm always down for nudity.
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