the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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