remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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