I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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