new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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