I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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