hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Can I color on your dick again?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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