omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
