I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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