i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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