would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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