i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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