I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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