i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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