HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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