i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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