i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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