look no pants
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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