This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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