thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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