you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
