Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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