I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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