the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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