your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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