READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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