i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I look excited, but its just a facade.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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