ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im holly from the hills drunk
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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