Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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