I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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