Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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