I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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