I just cut my nipple shaving
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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