A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
