it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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