found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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