We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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