What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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