i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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