yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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