I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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