"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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