There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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