Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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