I wish i was in the wii world.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I party with great urgency now.
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