so that wasnt chicken after all
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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