i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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