I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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