something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just found puke in my bra..
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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