She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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