I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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