i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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