can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You're like the curious george of whores
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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