discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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