found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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